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[04 Oct 2006|06:34pm] I'm, BACK FUCKERS! I remember this livejournal shit. 1 comment|post comment

[13 Nov 2005|06:31pm] stephanie drank my pee. it was majestic. marcin high five! 4 comments|post comment

[27 Sep 2005|03:43am] .........................asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxvbnm, 6 comments|post comment

Fight me in a fight to the death. [15 Sep 2005|12:35pm] marcin is a Giant Robot that emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has a single Horn on its Forehead, an Extra Head, X-Ray Vision and Enormous Tusks. Strength: 10 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 12 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat marcin, enter your name and choose an attack: fights marcin using Strength Agility Intelligence 3 comments|post comment

[20 Jul 2005|04:09pm] no more ashleigh, sean, skyelar, niqui or any other stupid names that are misspelled to make them unique. i hate it. if your name is spelled some gay ass way, do me a favor and please beat your idiot parents into even further retardation. 13 comments|post comment

[19 Jul 2005|07:37pm] none of the girls i know can dress themselves properly. who wants me as their professional stylist? 13 comments|post comment

[17 Jul 2005|10:43pm] i'm angry, i have nothing to lose, and i want revenge 2 comments|post comment

[01 Jul 2005|11:52am] today, i go visit my mom and help her carry a package, and then i'm pretty much planning on drinking from the evening until uhhhh ...forever, so ring me up if you wanna hang out. 4 comments|post comment

[21 Jun 2005|11:34pm] so i moved out of my house; my neighbors hate me; the landlord i kicking himself in the face for letting us live there, there's always people over at my house and everyday i'm drunk and doing something stupid and crazy; random people also stay for weeks at my place. haha it's a good time, but not whne i'm alone and going crazy. 2 comments|post comment

[31 May 2005|11:15pm] I didn't know whales and other scary sea dwellers walked on land. 6 comments|post comment

[17 May 2005|05:49am] i almost got arrested for "indecent exposure" because i was dancing in a park naked. 10 comments|post comment

[11 May 2005|10:59pm] Your Birthdate: July 24 Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than your may have realized. You may also become the mediator and peacemaker in inharmonious situations. Devoted to family, you tend to manage and protect. This birth date adds to the emotional nature and perhaps to the sensitivities. Affections are important to you; both the giving and the receiving. What Does Your Birth Date Mean? post comment

[10 May 2005|09:24pm] SPUT YOU'RE WELCOME. post comment

[09 May 2005|04:56pm] Got kicked out of prom-because someone was being a little out of control-punched some kid in the face twice. Oh yeah! 3 comments|post comment

[08 May 2005|04:41am] hello i'm devastated wjsa,hfkvfdb gf gfb 3 comments|post comment

[04 May 2005|12:17pm] Let us all low lifes rejoice and celebrate, because civilization has officially reached peak oil. 2005 baby. After this, a steep decline into mayhem and chaos! 4 billion people will be gone by 2090. Post industrial stone age. Tribal wars! World wars! Who knows! 3 comments|post comment

[04 May 2005|10:23am] "It has often been said that, if the human species fails to make a go of it here on Earth, some other species will take over the running. In the sense of developing high intelligence this is not correct. We have, or soon will have, exhausted the necessary physical prerequisites so far as this planet is concerned. With coal gone, oil gone, high-grade metallic ores gone, no species however competent can make the long climb from primitive conditions to high-level technology. This is a one-shot affair. If we fail, this planetary system fails so far as intelligence is concerned. The same will be true of other planetary systems. On each of them there will be one chance, and one chance only." post comment

[03 May 2005|04:46pm] My hair smells like fire and ass whooping AGAIN! 1 comment|post comment

[26 Apr 2005|04:38pm] I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. 8 comments|post comment

[24 Apr 2005|06:03pm] My hair smells like fire and ass whooping. 1 comment|post comment

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